Letters to God

These are real letters children wrote to God during school;

Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
– Jane

Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
– Lucy

Dear GOD, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? – Anita

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
– Norma

Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
– Jane

Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?
– Nan

Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
– Neil

Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when I’m not praying.
– Elliot

Dear GOD, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
– Margaret

Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
– Jane

Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does “begat” mean? Nobody will tell me.
– Allison

Dear GOD, The bad people laughed at Noah, “You made an ark on dry land you fool.” But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do.
– Eddie

Dear GOD, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways. –
Dean

Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
– Rob

Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
– Marsha

Dear GOD, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
– Denise

Dear GOD, Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother!
– Darla

Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
– Joyce

Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
-Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
– Tom

Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
– Bruce

Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
– Raphael

Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha!
– Danny

Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
– Larry

Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
– Sam

Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
– Ruth M.

Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
– Nan

Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
– Mickey

Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
– Chris

Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
– Donna

Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already.
– Charles